Frankly, I have never understood these jokes. But this is a good starting point (hilarious to be precise!)
A few those which I was able to understand:
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Doctor
Doctor Who
Wow. How did you know?
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Honey bee.
Honey bee who?
Honey bee a dear and get me a soda.
Here's my Knock Knock Jokes:
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Guess
Guess who?
Indane
Knock Knock
Who's there?
The last bencher
The last bencher who?
The last bencher who passed. And I am his ghost
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ligan
Who Ligan?
Yes. Give me your money!
Bonus:
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry. It's only a joke.
Knock knock?
ReplyDeleteWho's there?
Nobody.
Nobody why?
Cause you didn't send me your address.
>.<
A: Knock, knock.
ReplyDeleteB: Who's there?
A: Nobody.
B: Nobody who?
A: ...
B: Nobody who?
A: ...
^^ Haha. :D
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lol :D