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Saturday, 15 October 2011

Knock Knock - Who's There

Frankly, I have never understood these jokes. But this is a good starting point (hilarious to be precise!)



A few those which I was able to understand:

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Doctor
Doctor Who
Wow. How did you know?


Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Honey bee.
Honey bee who?
Honey bee a dear and get me a soda.

Here's my Knock Knock Jokes:

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Guess
Guess who?
Indane

Knock Knock
Who's there?
The last bencher
The last bencher who?
The last bencher who passed. And I am his ghost

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ligan
Who Ligan?
Yes. Give me your money!

Bonus:

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry. It's only a joke.
 


4 comments:

  1. Knock knock?
    Who's there?
    Nobody.
    Nobody why?
    Cause you didn't send me your address.

    >.<

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  2. A: Knock, knock.
    B: Who's there?
    A: Nobody.
    B: Nobody who?
    A: ...
    B: Nobody who?
    A: ...

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